Holy Mother Forker!!!
It's 2011 my friends!!! This is crazy for a number of reasons.
1) It's been 8 months since I graduated *shutters in disbelief*
2) I'm almost 23 (this birthday is the only birthday I have had where I don't want to get any older
3) I'm going to be Senegal bound come March 9
4) The tea party is alive and still gaining momentum
5) The climate bill failed and who knows when the U.S is actually going to hop on board with new and innovative policies to curb global warming and stop using so much f*#*$ oil
6) People's moms, dads, aunts, unlces, grandmoms, dogs, lizards, imaginary friends, and bosses all have facebook and they are all looking at your pictures, posts, and drunken debauchery and they are judging you, HARD. So before you post, think about who can see these photos. Future employers, YEP, your mom, YOU BETTCHA. Beware of lurking eyes children because this poop is serious.
7) Apparently, according to the Mayan calender we only have one more year to live, SO LET'S LIVE IT UPPP!!!
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